Seek simplicity but distrust it.– Alfred North Whitehead
I wish I never had to sleep!
Caring is sharing! This is so worth watching!
I do not love you ... by Pablo Neruda →
sazzy-muffin: I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body....
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
Most people are so focused on what others are doing or getting that they forget...– My Brother - when asked “How come it is so easy for you to get from point A to point B?
Time to go deal with the Blue Screen from Hell!!!– My Lil Sis - on work
I can sympathize, but I can’t relate.
How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you
twistednurple: by Matthew Inman
reblog if you have a heart
akasmurf: reblog if you understand that the little girl pictured above is just as beautiful as the little girl pictured below <3
When I compare What I have lost with what I have gained, What I have missed...– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Loss And Gain (via bookoasis)
Scratchie me bulls– my friend - kelvin
Supprosetry: Modern Phraseology →
supprosetry: * You see a gorgeous person at a party. You go up to them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. * You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous person. One of your friends goes up to them and pointing at you says, “That person over there’s fantastic in bed.” …
I’m not in it for the…valuable shit, I got valuable shit. I already...– Dave Chapelle
teachingliteracy: Career analyst Dan Pink examines the puzzle of motivation, starting with a fact that social scientists know but most managers don’t: Traditional rewards aren’t always as effective as we think. Listen for illuminating stories — and maybe, a way forward. Brilliant
Mom write me a note
Sniffle, sneezing, ache, swollen head, cough, so you can sleep medicine. I GOT A FREAKIN” COLD. AGGGGHHHHH
I say Thank You from time to time.– Hoi
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round...– Jack Kerouac (via romanticimp)
He wanted to cry quietly but not for himself: for the words, so beautiful and...– James Joyce (A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man)