John Butler Trio TICKETS!!!!! My dearest little sister we shall find trouble on a school night!!!!
beautiful miss” …..when a man is in love, is jealous,and has been...– Candide - Voltaire
Today I saw an orange kitten dead on the side of the road. It was awfully sad. phssmtt *sigh*
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most...– Getting Married by George Bernard Shaw (via thechocolatebrigade)
Pulled Over in NJ
Friend: OH Shit Lights!
Me: What did you do?
Friend: I don't know?!
Office: Good evening license and registration, please.
Friend: Excuse me officer why did you pull me over? (while handing the papers over)
Officer: You were going the wrong way down a one-way road.
Officer: Didn't you see the Arrow?
Friend: Shit Officer, I didn't even see the Indians!
I didn’t know I was this interesting?
Sexy Bitch DAMN GIRL!!!
Bob Marley - Rat Race Babylon By Bus
WOW!!! Just WOW!!!– PH
Lemon Parade - Tonic
I think the Red Bull is making me snippy!– PH
Stupidity is flowing like the rain during monsoon season!– PH - I’m not sure if your umbrella will help..or even Rihanna’s
me and sis
Really?! …me Really! ….her All right then. …her Yeah uh huh. …me Ok …me OK ….her I will not comment …me I will not laugh …..her
HA CH CHAAA!– PH - Oh so little it takes to amuse me sometimes!
ok thats different!
I am seriously amazed by devotion– PH
The Pensieve for my Soul: Girls Hate Nice Guys →
world-shaker: soulpensieve: girls. hate. nice. guys. let that sit and simmer for a bit doesn’t make sense does it? see, gentlemen never get laid and the guys that open doors are avoided like open sores and don’t you dare compliment her or show that you care or pretty soon all you’ll be dating is thin air no, girls love… Gentlemen, let me clear something up for you: There is nothing wrong...
I feel smarter for having read that and stupider for not having read it earlier.
I feel slightly raw.– PH on the bright side, raw is better than numb!
sometimes life takes you to places you never thought you’d go.
you’ll never know if you don’t try!!!